That bird had a plan
I swear that it winked as it
Crapped on your shoulder
(Although my head is an inexplicable pigeon magnet, I've had pretty good luck avoiding their business ends. Unfortunately, my intrepid boyfriend was not so lucky yesterday. He was the victim of a completely premeditated pigeon-shitting.)
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I've been told that being shat on by a bird is good luck. I'd prefer a clean coat to any minimal luck pigeon shit brings me.
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