I try to duck, but
The pigeon grazes my head
With its filthy wing
(People laugh when I say this, but I'm not exaggerating: my head is a pigeon magnet. I am a also bit of a mysophobe. I have the good sense to recognize that this makes for frequent comical situations.)
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You should do a remake of "The Birds."
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