A brown paper bag
Hides your giant can of beer
But not very well
Come on, you can do better than that. If you really want to distract your fellow subway riders from that illicit 40, carry a five-foot tall staff with a roach clip shaped like a dragon on the end (something that I have seen on the subway; unfortunately, I was unable to come up with a haiku that really captured the moment).
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