Tuesday, March 1, 2011

Day 252: Let's Call Him Leonardo

Either that is the
Largest rat I've ever seen
Or a chihuahua

Ever since the MTA rerouted the train to bypass my stop (I think you have to live here to fully appreciate the complex ripples of suck generated by this decision) I have had to walk one stop in the wrong direction to catch the Manhattan-bound F. This has introduced me to Rattus Gigantopithecus Churchus Avenuensis: a breed of rats so enormous, I can only speculate that they were once exposed to radioactive materials and now spend their days eating pizza and fighting crime.

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