The beaches are closed
On this summer's hottest day
Thanks to a shit spill
Okay, the beaches weren't technically closed -- it was just a warning not to go in the water because a fire at a sewage treatment facility dumped a whole lot of excrement into the Hudson, where I would be surprised if anyone other than Detective Frank Drebin would notice a difference.
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I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it!
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