Thursday, December 15, 2011

I'm still here

I have a bunch of haiku in the pipeline, and it's all about one thing. I attended Occupy Wall Street's Day of Action in November. It was a very interesting experience, both intellectually and emotionally, and it provided me with a lot of material. Whether you agree with OWS or not (or simply don't care)I hope that you will read my upcoming posts with a sense of objectivity and see them for what they are: one observer's artistic/factual interpretation of what felt like an historic event.

I haven't posted the haiku yet because I saw and heard a lot of things that day that I am still processing.

Monday, November 21, 2011

Day 344: Pipe Down

For the love of God
Stop trying to save our souls
Subway preacher man

Sometimes you can serve your cause better by SHUTTING THE HELL UP ON MY MONDAY MORNING COMMUTE.

Wednesday, November 2, 2011

Day 343: Inadvertent Photobomber

No doubt I'll appear
In a dozen Facebook pics
A smirking backdrop

It's all part of the Halloween aftermath.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Day 342: All Saints

On November First
Last night's revelers awake
With frost-bitten boobs

Monday, October 31, 2011

Day 341: Even more Halloween

Sexy schoolgirl squeals
Naughty nurse shivers with cold
Slutty cat looks bored

Sorry to overload with the Halloween haiku, it's just that this is a holiday that provides so much scope for the imagination!

Day 340: Still Halloween

Undeterred by cold
A knot of naughty nurses
Bares goosepimpled flesh

You'd think people in the naughty medical profession would know better than to venture out into 30-degree weather with so little clothing.

Saturday, October 29, 2011

Day 339: Halloween, Part I

Perky coeds pose
In slutty Halloween garb
Legs and bellies bare

When it comes to Halloween costumes, the ladies have two (related) options: Sexy ____ and Slutty _____. There's not much difference between the two. Given the ratio of skin to fabric, they just might have to move Halloween to August.

Day 338: Is there an app for that?

A plea for spare change
Loses its effect when you
Pull out your iPhone