Wednesday, December 8, 2010

Day 230: A Warning

Just because I'm small
Doesn't mean you can push me
So back off jackass

Men love to push me around. And I don't mean that metaphorically: grown men, often wearing business suits, enjoy physically shoving me on both subway and sidewalk. At least, I assume they enjoy it since it happens so often. I'm fairly petite, but I have a prodigious temper -- and one of these days I'm going to lose it. I can see the headlines now: Businessman Undergoes Briefcase Removal Surgery After Subway Ride Turns Deadly.

2 comments:

  1. We're going to figure out a way to send Eskimo with you each day. 13 pounds of vicious tabby will make people think twice about shoving you.

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