Tuesday, July 12, 2011

Day 305: Subway Manicure

She whips out scissors
And snips her son's cuticles
With alarming zeal

Let's have a quick review of acceptable subway behavior, shall we? It's perfectly fine to sit quietly, read, listen to music that is not audible to other people, and avoid interactions with other people. It is not okay to do anything that you would normally do in your own bathroom, including, but in now way limited to, nail clipping, nostril hair trimming, and relieving yourself.

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