A year in the life of this crazy city. One haiku a day. One day at a time.
You should come hang out with my babies. Plus, they're still small enough to fit in a suitcase, so you can take them with you! Okay. Fine. Not helpful.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! At first this was just another "kids are great!" comment, but then you took it to a wonderful new place -- and for that, I love you all the more.