The guy smiles and says
"I'm just as behind as you
On my New Yorkers"
I was perusing the issue from the first week of April on the subway platform. I didn't have the heart to admit that I am actually backlogged to late January. Truthfully, the New Yorker is too smart for me. The articles are usually about 10 pages long. I lose interest in Callista Gingrich after 2 pages, TOPS. I mostly just read the cartoons.
Also, that might have been the New York-iest pickup line ever.