Friday, July 30, 2010

Day 162: Again? Really?

Pigeon pugilist
Smacks me five times in the face
Birds one, girl zero

(I was walking under some scaffolding in downtown Brooklyn when a pigeon flew directly at my face, hit me repeatedly with his wings, and flew away. There were numerous witnesses. It was clearly premeditated. Oh, and for those of you keeping track at home, this is actually the second time in my life I've been hit in the head by a pigeon. I feel like a modern-day Tippi Hedren.)

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